In the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to you, you will be known as "divas".

Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.



1. I __________________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of August 4, 2006 in celebration of The Bella Honey's Weekend, I will abide by the following rules and regulations:



2.There will be, in no way, pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend.



3.You will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If you are a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, you are excused from drinking but you must still promote animalistic behavior.



4.You must never leave a Diva unattended, due to boys-men who are termed as Vultures, Sharks, Pigs, Mars, Tools for Procreation…etc.



5.A Diva who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with sleazy unattractive boys/men for more than one minute must be escorted back to the Diva Layer for protection and to save herself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).



6.Embarrassing one of your fellow divas at least once per hour is mandatory. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward a diva and includes but is not limited to, finding Boys or Men (prey) to help in satisfying the "Party Scavanger Hunt" or Suck 4 Buck T-Shirt, waving adult party favor items and staying up as late as possible!



7.Loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the weekend festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by by prey for Divas consumption.



8.Dancing is required by you and it is important to make sure all Divas are participating.


9.In case of the emergency of a Diva needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that you make sure one Diva goes with the other Diva In Need (DIN).


10.It is your responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when a Diva's energy is dwindling. You must interact with other Divas to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.



11.You will not, at any time, think of work, or man related matters. If either one does consume your mind, you will forfeit Diva status and be seen as an outcast by the Divas.



12.Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at the Bella Honey's Weekend Party STAYS at the Bella Honey's Weekend Party!"



(Signature of Diva)_________________________________________Date__________________